There was a penis graffitied on the side of the building. It reminded me of his. It was long and thick with a perfectly shaped head that sort of looked like the hat worn by that British teddy, Paddington Bear. The color of the paint was Pepto-Bismol pink and the wall was a purplish brick color so the blending of the colors resulted in a somewhat realistic rendering. The balls were full and proportioned well and they seemed to have no problem supporting the whole ensemble.

I stood there staring at it while sipping my decaf soy latte. Yes, it was very realistic and my muscles contracted remembering.